The crewneck version of the melting joke. No hood, classic fit, and the same seventies lettering quietly losing structural integrity in the heat.
Good for late-summer evenings, beach car parks after dark, and the exact fortnight where the weather cannot make up its mind. Thirteen colours, including Orange and Sand.
Fit & fabric
50% cotton, 50% polyester, pre-shrunk with a classic fit
Air-jet spun yarn for a softer feel and less pilling
1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem
Colour notes: the white runs slightly off-white rather than bright white, and the orange shifts subtly under different lighting.
Made to order
Printed for you once you order — nothing sits in a warehouse
Printing takes 2–5 business days; most orders arrive within 7–14 days total
