Even Death takes annual leave. Sunglasses on, drink in hand, scythe left firmly at the office where it belongs.
Good for holidays, pool loungers, and anyone whose out-of-office reply is genuinely non-negotiable. A gift for the friend with dark humour and a very well-defended relationship with their own time off.
Fit & fabric
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)
Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) fabric with a soft, slight stretch
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Unisex fit — size down for a closer cut
A note on sheerness: this is a deliberately light 4.2 oz tee, so pale colours can read slightly sheer. Heather and darker shades give the most opaque finish.
Made to order
Printed for you once you order — nothing sits in a warehouse
Printing takes 2–5 business days; most orders arrive within 7–14 days total
Blank garment sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras or the US
